February 2012
11 posts
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Every time.
Person: What's your major?
Me: English.
Person: OH. So you're going to be a teacher? You want to teach?
The only response I get. Every single time, without fail.
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“Drink more water and less coffee.”
– My pee.
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January 2012
17 posts
2 tags
“I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that...”
– Atticus Finch
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“Girls need to start looking for guys who have goals, ambitions, and a education...”
– (via lattesandhiphop)
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nappyandyouknowitclapyourhands:
I just call her...
“The problem with always seeing the best of people is that you miss the rest of...”
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Watchasstral:
idk why i find this so funny
December 2011
21 posts
2 tags
1 tag
I love Christmas. Not just because of the presents, but because the presents give us a clear indication of who the favorite of the family obviously is — yours truly. >;) har har har
Watchkennyboss:
jewelztv:
Watch this video.
It shows you the exact point I’m trying to make with this.
Enjoy.
Every single girl said “Yes”
But when questioned further they all contradicted themselves
Smh
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It's official. I'm cursed.
I:
have been so fucking tired and stressed because of dead week.
have 2 back-to-back 2-hour finals on Monday starting at 8am. That’s 4 hours of straight testing.
have a take-home final that’s also due Monday.
had tooth pain and chipped an inside tooth so I went to a dentist to get it x-rayed.
found out I need a fucking root canal.
can endure pain, but my wallet will hurt the...
It’s not that I don’t like you. I seriously think you are a little messed up in the head and I’m scared of you.
Anonymous asked: can i go down on you?
- Post picture.
- Recieve some sort of anonymous hate.
- Say you don’t care.
- Days later, post another picture with whatever the anon said, corrected or changed.
You just let the anon win.
